who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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