p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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