Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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