How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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