You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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