Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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