so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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