i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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