if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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