The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Randomize
