I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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