wake up i wanna do it froggy style
only if we run a train.
done.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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