Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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