This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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