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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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