The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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