Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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