I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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