After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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