he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You don't make any sense
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