Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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