Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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