Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Farmville is her only friend.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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