I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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