Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
someone owes me an orgasm
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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