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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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