If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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