NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I feel great
I just peed on a car
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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