And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
