I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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