talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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