Sponge bath it is.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You're like the curious george of whores
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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