You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
