I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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