make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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