is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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