Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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