i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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