I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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