it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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