would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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