I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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