If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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