i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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