I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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