At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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