Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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