i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
