So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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