And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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