If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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