How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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