well you can't waste a boner
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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