I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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