I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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